How Many Calories Are In A Plain Chow Mein

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In the barracks

Gather all the soldiers in the courtyard of the barracks and formed a line, and the sergeant says:
He who has a knife, take a step forward.
And a soldier said:
I have one, my sergeant.
And the sergeant says:
Ok, you go to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid.
The next day, the sergeant asks again:
He who has a knife, take a step forward.
And all take a step forward and told the sergeant:
Ok, now, all peeling potatoes!

military drill During

aerial maneuvers, the instructor notes that one student is about to jump from the plane without a parachute:

- Stop! "I shouted, not wearing a parachute.

- No matter, the chief said it was only a drill.